Fans of President Who Calls Opponents “Shit” and “Human Scum” Demand Decorum at Speech

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Monday, 10 February 2020

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Bad Nancy Outrages Trump Groupies

Washington - Loyal followers of Donald Trump, who have approved of a four-year long shit show during which he gave profane names to opponents, paid porn stars for their silence, and used hundreds of millions of dollars of taxpayer funds to bribe foreign companies, among other godly acts by their “born again” leader, were offended when a speech laden with false claims and misrepresentations was ripped in half by Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union address.

Worshippers of Trump at Fox News, GOP Congressmen and red-hatted MAGA cultists, all cried out at the lack of decorum displayed after the speech, and demanded that Pelosi be removed from her position as House Speaker, so their damaged sensibilities would suffer no further outrage.

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