Viewing the photo of Donald Trump’s one-inch white skin-stripe below his hairline on a very windy day, and what resembled an orange face mask below, almost produced the Gloria Swanson, “I’m ready for my close up,” moment from Sunset Boulevard.
The face of the man who calls himself Donald Trump, is beginning to resemble prosciutto with squinting eyes. Not that a face resembling prosciutto with squinting eyes is a natural characteristic of an older woman.
The wind was apparently blowing in the photograph, or perhaps the rotor blades of Marine One had just begun to spin, and Trump didn’t have a handy MAGA hat to snap on. He looked, however, like a person wearing an orange mask below the white one-inch stripe across his forehead. Does he do his makeup, or does he need glasses? Which is it?
A complimentary facial makeup can be provided from most cosmetic counters in any department store. A little touch of mascara would also open up his or her squinting eyes.
Could it be that Donald J. Trump is truly a Russian impersonator, as written in the March 19, 2017, Spoof article: Trump: A Russian Impersonator, by K. C. Bell? After all, the guy in the White House is looking more like a fat lady every day. He isn't familiar with American history, laws, spelling, geography, events, protocol, allies, women, and he has those tiny petit fingers, that seemed to have been created for cross stitching and or needlepoint.
Bell reported that the real DJT, (doesn’t have the same magical ring as JFK) was kidnapped by the Russians and was being held prisoner somewhere in northern Siberia.
But this DJT in the White House is probably the only Russian who could speak okay English, and resembled Trump, yet he still has that desire to build walls, as the Russians build. But they must teach geography in Russia. Why didn't he know India bordered China? Where does he think Mount Everest is located? What about Mongolia?
So, if he’s really a Russian lady, he’s doing a fantastic job. If he’s just the same guy from Queens, yikes!
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