Trump Would Shout Rigged Tennis Match If He Lost To Roger Federer
To throw a tantrum, and claim that he really won the 2020 election, and that the outcome was rigged, would be like Trump playing Roger Federer at tennis, getting beaten in a golden set match, then claim the match was rigged. No way could Trump bea…
Read full storyMore People Discovered To Be Living In Bangladesh Than In Russia
In news that will, no doubt startle some readers, and bore others to tears, it's been discovered that, despite the vast difference in the geographical proportions of the two countries, there are more people living in tiny Bangladesh than there are in…
Read full story10 Amazing Facts to Impress People
Do people think you're dumb? Boring? Slow-witted? Then why not change their opinion of you by telling them one of these amazing "Did you know..?" facts? It will have people riveted in seconds, and gagging for more exciting facts to be rammed down…
Read full storyNotorious Spoof Forums hit brick walls!
(NOT EDITED) Moses and his Exodus could not have escaped quicker than Spoofers on Spoof Forums running for their literary lives! A once so cherished institution has derailed, and hit buffers with impunity; why? This dark mystery has yet to be solv…
Read full storyTexts To Tittle Tattle Tonight - (12/4/20)
DONALD TRUMP, KAYLEIGH McENANY, MELANIA TRUMP, RUDY GIULIANI Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – Stop referring to me as #Loser. I mean it. I really, really mean it! -Donald Trump Your president (at least until 1/20/21) Dear Donald – Shut the fuck…
Read full storyA Boxer in a Wheelchair Loses a Split Decision to a Normal Boxer
BROOKLYN – (Sports Satire) – In what is being billed as the world’s first boxing match in which one of the boxers was in a wheelchair, the Willie Sambuca vs. Bobby Pistachio fight was a huge success. Flyweight boxer Willie “Wheels” Sambuca, who ha…
Read full storyThe Producers of “The Voice” Apologize to The Millions of Unhappy Viewers
HOLLYWOOD – (Entertainment Satire) – In what pundits are billing as the greatest fiasco television mess since The Price is Right Pricing Scandal of 1961, the producers have issued a wholehearted apology. Chief Executive Producer Bernardo J. Capito…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Wants To Buy Mar-a-Lago
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that the leader of North Korea wants to buy Trump’s Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago. Kim Jong-un stated that his BFF Donnie T. texted him and said that he is going t…
Read full storyTrump To Pardon Children In Cages
In a move that will warm the very cockles of the heart of every single reader, as well as countless millions of his own supporters who just knew this day must come, President Donald Trump has decided to pardon all the children being held in cages alo…
Read full storyTea Was Almost Without Color
A man who ill-advisedly attempted to make a second cup of tea with a Lipton's tea bag now says he regrets the plan, after the resultant 'brew' was left looking the same color as a bowl of Quaker Oats. Or, maybe, wallpaper paste. The cuppa was m…
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