The BBC has given me the best Christmas ever, exclaims man, sarcastically
Gary Johnson, the father of Tom and husband of Lorraine, has sarcastically claimed that the BBC has given him the best Christmas present it ever could. 'Look at this shite,' said Gary, reading from the internet. 'Another six years of Mrs Brown's B…
Read full storyPresident Trump Says He Has The Right to Sell The White House
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Trump traveled to Baltimore to see a hair specialist about getting some much-needed hair implants. It’s no secret that his hair is getting thinner and thinner with each 50 lies that he tells. Even his wife,…
Read full storyBucket Of Chicken Feathers Found Outside House
There was a surprise in store for one man this morning, when he went outside his property to have a look around, and found that some unknown person had left a bucket on the ground containing a quantity of chicken feathers. The black plastic bucket…
Read full storyChristmas 2020 cancelled! Not because of Corona! Virgin Mary has gone AWOL!
(NOT EDITED) Lovers of a global annual feast called Christmas, sponsored by Coca Cola, are going 'bananas' as Christian leaders have decided to cancel the 'mega-bash' this year. Other religious fraternities do not give a 'hoot' about this massive…
Read full story'Singa along 'a Don' - Trump's new Christmas album 'the greatest ever', he says
And now this. The outgoing President and his team have recorded a host of revamped Christmas melodies and smashed into the Billboard charts at No. 1. Together with Melania, Rudy G., Kayleigh Mac and the Ivanka Clan, Donald has created an unforget…
Read full storyMad bastard seen in Nottingham
In breaking news, sightings of well-known psychological bonehead, Harry the "Mad" Bastard, have been made in rural Nottinghamshire. Harry, a long term itinerant, has made his reputation purely by being mentally unstable and being refused entry to the…
Read full storyThe San Antonio Spurs Want Kawhi Leonard Back Real Bad
SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the Alamo City is that the San Antonio Spurs ownership has made it a top priority to do whatever they have to, to get super star NBA player Kawhi Leonard back. Leonard, who Michael Jordan and LeBr…
Read full storyBlake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Reveal a Pubic Region Secret
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – America’s number one country music couple, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, recently talked to Yippee-Ki-Yay’s, Voodoo Dupree on their ranch in Oklahoma. The couple, who both appear as judges on “The Voice”, s…
Read full storyKansas Refuses To Ban The Words Vagina & Penis
TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – An evangelical group calling itself The Anti-Democratic Crusaders, has been trying for the past four years to get the words vagina and penis, banned from public places in Iowa, such as nail salons, strip lounges, mass…
Read full storyStars Going Crazy
J. Christ, good lord, gee-whiz, the stars must be going upside-down crazy. They can’t keep up with Donald Trump! To have an honest and handsome physical specimen like Christopher Krebs fired the same month as Humpty-Dumpty William Barr is like th…
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