Christmas 2020 cancelled! Not because of Corona! Virgin Mary has gone AWOL!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 18 December 2020

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Enough of this "Joseph and Mary Puppetry!" Maria has gone AWOL, Joseph got drunk, and Jesus is still walking on wat

(NOT EDITED) Lovers of a global annual feast called Christmas, sponsored by Coca Cola, are going 'bananas' as Christian leaders have decided to cancel the 'mega-bash' this year.

Other religious fraternities do not give a 'hoot' about this massive global-booze-up! They believe it is blasphemous, an insult to their gods, and Jesus means nothing to them anyway. In addition, Jesus does not care either, he would like a piece of R & R after all these years of treading water!

The reason for the cancellation is not quite what party-ravers and Father Christmas's think it is, Corona Lockdowns. As the three wise men and three kings were preparing for their annual trip to Jerusalem, they heard it through the grapevine that Mary is not 'playing ball' after 2020 years of pulling sheep's wool over blind believers eyes, and has gone AWOL!

Joseph also admitted that his Mary is not quite the virgin religious scribes have pretended she is all these years. He is now busy looking for Mary somewhere between Jerusalem and the Sinai Desert hoping she is still alive and certainly not pregnant with baby Jesus.

Hence, the whole 'rave up' called Christmas (why it is called that nobody knows any more), has been cancelled. In addition, God worshippers believe Corona is from the Devil, and that is the reason why there will be no Christmas 2020, because as always, Satan attempts to put a 'spanner in the works' whenever he can!

However, the truth is, Mary is sick to death of being a virgin since 2020 years, she never claimed that her son, Jesus, was a 'Son of God' and, has decided to go AWOL in the desert hoping to find a hot Sheikh who does not love Lawrence of Arabia! So, instead of sitting in a freezing cold barn, riding a donkey, waiting for feeble presents to arrive from three wannabe kings and three wise men, Mary is busy searching for a rich Arabian oil billionaire who drives a Rolls Royce or ten, owns 500 camels, and not a donkey like Joseph because it makes her bum sore!

Joseph does not particularly care either but did admit enjoying whooping it up on Jesus's birthday because being married to a 2020-year-old virgin aint much fun either!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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