Anal Butt Boxcar- The Hidden Deadly Trend
If you hear kids talking about ABB, they probably aren’t talking about the latest rap song or internet meme. ABB is slang for a deadly new pastime. Anal-Butt-Boxcar or ABB is the latest fashion. It all started in Eastern Europe, which might as we…
Read full storyHarry Maguire Blames Monkey Woods For Scoreless Draw
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare display of emotion, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, blamed his most ardent fan, Monkey Woods, for the spiritless ambiance that permeated Old Trafford yesterday, as Manchester United and Manchester City drew 0-0…
Read full storyWoman Surprised Her Husband With Sandwich Contents
It's always nice to treated to a surprise, particularly with something of a culinary nature, and that's exactly what happened to one man this weekend, when, after sweeping out the yard, then scrubbing his eyeballs out doing the family's laundry, his…
Read full storySupermarket Customer Challenged About Face Mask
A female supervisor working in a supermarket who challenged a male customer over his non-wearing of a face mask, was left wishing she hadn't bothered this morning, when the customer reacted somewhat angrily by scowling and storming out, telling her h…
Read full storyDoctors prescribe watching Manchester United instead of sleeping tablets!! ZZZZZZZZZ!
(NOT EDITED) Sleeping tablets can be addictive, cause liver damage, and by overdoses, death! Doctors worried about the abuse of sleeping tablets usage have been studying other methods of getting people to sleep, and out of their insomniac misery.
Read full storyUS Election to Finally be Deciided in the Ring
The job of most powerful crook in the world will no longer be held in doubt. The contest is to be decided by a WWE smackdown or "Presidential Grudge Match", as it is currently being advertised. Tickets for the fight are selling fast, and the UN is…
Read full storyThe Minnesota Vikings Will Give Each Player A COVID-19 Incentive Bonus
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota – (Sports Satire) – The Minnesota Vikings owner, Zygmunt Wilf, no relation to porn star Lucretia Wilf, says he's really upset that his team has so many players that have come down with the Coronavirus. Wilf pointed out that…
Read full storySarah Ferguson To Remarry Prince Andrew
LONDON – (Satire News) – Tickety Boo News is reporting that the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, and the Duke of York, Prince Andrew, are planning on remarrying. Neville Twickenbuck, with Tickety Boo, reports that an ex-Buckingham Palace guard tol…
Read full storyCoors To Use Drones To Deliver Beer
GOLDEN, Colorado – (Satire News) – The board of directors of the Coors Brewing Company has hit on an idea to improve on their delivery service. Board of Directors Chairman Yusif Tayrus pointed out that the test program will involve delivering up t…
Read full story"Time Out for USC, We Have to Pay the Referee"
The Rose Bowl, Pasadena, CA. Friday night, Dec. 12, 2020. An SOS From Woof Blister for Spoof On Sports. Never was the parody of the Trojan fight song, "Fight On", more appropriate than on this night, as the USC eleven came back in the final minu…
Read full storyMotorbike Key Was Lost
It's been reported that a key that was left on a table later disappeared, and could not be located, despite a thorough search. The key, which was a motorbike key, was left on the table on Thursday evening at around 5 pm by Sue-tee, 14, after she h…
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