Bobo O'Rourke Sounds the Alarm for the Whey
In a surprise announcement, Democratic Presidential candidate, Bobo O’Rourke, has plunged into the fray over the Syrian conflict with a new charge leveled against President Trump. “We know how shabbily Trump has treated the Kurds, using them as our a...
Read full storyRepresentative Tim Ryan's Immaculate Withdrawal
Ohio Representative Tim Ryan announced today that he is dropping out of the 2020 Democratic Party Presidential race. In conceding that he did not catch on with the American people. Ryan, nevertheless, said his campaign could take credit for “…giving...
Read full storyEncylopedia of Pretexts for Politics and Business due out by Christmas on Amazon dot com
This newly-established encyclopedia already shows massive pre-sales, with release date December 24. It bears an array of acknowledgements on its title page: “Fascism is the cockroach of contemporary politics—even a nuclear war will not kill it!...
Read full storyPick Me Up Before You Sex Offend
A Scottish “pickup artist” who refers to himself as Addy A-Game has been jailed for two years for threatening behaviour towards women in the street. Mr A-Game would secretly film himself walking up to random ladies in quiet streets, and running some...
Read full storyMurder Suspect May Buy Manchester United
The red half of Greater Manchester is buzzing with expectation tonight, after it was leaked to the media that the lead suspect in the as-yet unsolved Jamal Khashoggi murder, Saudi Arabian Prince Mohammed bin Salman, is interested in buying Manchester...
Read full storyNashville Man Tries Stalking but Isn't Sure How to Follow Up
After catching a glimpse of a beautiful, fit woman jog past his house at exactly 6:23 a.m. two days in a row, but at a loss as to how to actually meet her, Johnny Holcomb of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to try his hand at stalking, only to find he w...
Read full storyAdverts Getting On Man's Tits
A man who has admitted he finds the world of advertising "somewhat distasteful" has spoken out about adverts he has encountered on a website he uses, and says they are starting to get on his fucking nerves. Moys Kenwood, 56, a writer on TheSpoof.c...
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