Bobo O'Rourke Sounds the Alarm for the Whey

Written by G. Brookings

Thursday, 24 October 2019

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Bobo O'Rourke Won't Run from his Kurds and Whey

In a surprise announcement, Democratic Presidential candidate, Bobo O’Rourke, has plunged into the fray over the Syrian conflict with a new charge leveled against President Trump. “We know how shabbily Trump has treated the Kurds, using them as our allies to help defeat ISIS, and then betraying them as soon as the job was largely done. And now, he has authored a new outrage against the Whey people, who are falling under the scourge of genocide as we sit on our collective tooshes and do nothing to save them. The Whey, for those who don’t know, are a smaller and less warlike tribe that have always followed in the wake of the Kurds. I demand that the President commit to defending them from the fangs of the Turks.”

Responding to O’Rourke’s latest screed, tittering reporters pressed for more information on the Whey. But he contemptuously deflected all such questions, saying that everyone knew of them. Even his mother spoke often of the Kurds and Whey when Bobo was a boy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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