Nashville Man Temporarily Misplaces His Mind
“It’ll turn up somewhere, I’m sure,” said Troy Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, of his mind, which he temporarily misplaced somewhere between home and work. “No big deal. It is a little inconvenient, though." For the time being, said Biggs, he’s doi...
Read full storyDion Waiters Latest NBA Player to OD on Gummy Bears
Miami Heat guard, Dion Waiters, is the latest NBA player to run afoul of THC-infused gummy bears. On his team's flight from Phoenix to Los Angeles on Thursday. Waiters, 27, suffered a raging panic attack after he had "overdosed" on THC-infused gummy...
Read full storyLocal Man Patiently Waiting For Precious Moment When He Can Finally Just Give Up On Himself And Accept The Fact That He Is A Mediocre 'Piece Of Shit'
Janesville, Wisconsin. After enduring too many "self-improvement" battles that involved reading books, trying to learn new things, and engaging in pointless hobbies that left him feeling exhausted and unfilled, Craig Gerald, 37, confessed, Monday, t...
Read full storyLocal Man Prefers Sex with Plants
Roger Stamen is not shy about declaring his preference in sexual partners. "Plants get me off," says Mr. Stamen, a self-employed landscape gardener. "They always have, ever since I was a kid. When other guys were masturbating to Penthouse or Beaver,...
Read full storyHotel Prohibitions Were 'Slightly Odd'
A guest staying overnight at a hotel was astonished when, after having been shown into his room by a porter, he then had his attention drawn to a notice on the bathroom door, indicating the hotel's 'strictly prohibited' items. Moys Kenwood, 56, ha...
Read full storyCricket Star Overlooked By Selectors Again
A man who considered himself one of the best all-rounders in English cricket, has been left disappointed again, after having been ignored once again by the selectors for England's tour of New Zealand. Moys Kenwood, 56, was, whilst playing for Wold...
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