Trump announces new strategies for regime change in Venezuela
Speaking at the end of the G20 summit yesterday, Mr. Trump denied that regime change in Venezuela has “lost momentum.” “These things take time,” he said. The President remarked that Venezuela is suffering so badly at this time from lost popula...
Read full storyTrump and Kim at the DMZ take naked dip together to celebrate friendship
Guard Dog News has learned Mr. Trump’s recent trip to meet Kim Jong Un in Korea's Demilitarized Zone had its exotic side. In a surprise development, Mr. Trump stopped off yesterday on the way home from the G20 Summit to visit Mr. Kim. Mr. Trump...
Read full storyAdam Schiff calls for investigation of God-gate
Yesterday, spectators at the Copenhagen Democracy Summit 2019 were startled by a Skype call, supposedly from Mr. Trump. During a panel discussion, Nick Clegg, Facebook’s Head of Global Affairs, appeared to receive the call. “No one loves democr...
Read full storyNashville Man Notices Something Afoot
Luke Hensley of Nashville, Tennessee, was walking through the woods early one morning when he noticed something afoot. "It was a foot," he said. "Poking out from beneath some really dense foliage." Disconcerted, Hensley stopped in his tracks an...
Read full storyHow To Trade Your Worthless College Humanities Degree For A Valuable Doctorate
BILLINGSGATE POST: Are you stuck with a college degree that sucks? A major in English, Philosophy or Psychology might answer the ultimate question: Why am I here? A voice from the heavens says: “You are here to repay $36,000 that you squandered o...
Read full storyDean Warns Education Professors About Smoking And "Shit-Talking" In Front Of 'At-Risk' Students
Winneshiek County, Iowa. Dean Edward Johnson, 52, of St. Matthew's College pulled Sociology Professor Hugh Beckman, 57, and Human Relations Professor Grant Walgreen, 61, into his office last May and warned them about all of the smoking and 'shit-ta...
Read full storyMan On Motorbike Couldn't Find His House
In another story that, frankly, takes a lot of believing, but which is absolutely true, a man driving a motorbike home from the pub had to stop and ask people for directions to his house, as he couldn't find it. The incident happened in the Battam...
Read full storySergei Skripal Poisoning: Third Suspect Identified
The poisoning in the English town of Salisbury of former Soviet agent, Sergei Skripol, and his daughter, Yulia, in March last year, brought a concerted effort by British security services to catch those responsible, resulting in the identification of...
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