Mohammed Bin Bags Would Be Rubbish King
Dire Straits Of Hormuz, Arabian Gulf: Prince Mohammed should be sent to landfill somewhere in the Shit Al-Arab, according to a straw poll of 1,000 camel herders charged with recycling royal crap. The latest briefing complains that the Saudis’ hai...
Read full storyMan Makes The Mistake Of Sending A Picture Of His Tea To TheSpoof.com Instead Of Facebook
A man who says he was, quite frankly, knackered after a hard day at work, made what might turn out to be a catastrophic error tonight, when he posted a picture of his tea to satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, instead of its intended destination, F...
Read full storyNashville Man Locks Keys to Happiness - and Regular Keys - in Car
Jesse Hancock of Nashville, Tennessee, delighted to discover the keys to happiness in a book at his neighborhood branch library, hastily jotted them on a scrap of paper, only to accidentally lock them in his car - along with his regular keys. "So...
Read full storyFootball Gossip: Nigerian Women, Hickman "Little Shit", Boothroyd Vote of Confidence
After photographic evidence emerged of Nigerian players seemingly protecting testicles while facing a free kick, FIFA has begun an investigation into allegations that Nigeria's Women's World Cup team may not be all it seems. Coventry City defender...
Read full storyUS Cigarette Production Goes Into Overdrive
US manufacturers of cigarettes have said that thousands of new jobs will soon be available, after it was announced, yesterday, that e-cigarettes were to be outlawed in San Francisco. Cigarette manufacturers immediately began advertizing for staff...
Read full storyPlymouth Rock Indians Demand Wall, Immigration Restrictions
Plymouth Rock, America. 1620. Special to The Spoof. A dissident group of Wampanoag Indians, inhabitants of the area around Plymouth, are vigorously demanding an end to Chief Massasoit's "open border" policy toward mobs of English ne'er-do-wells who a...
Read full storyRap Stars' Mothers Reveal Reasons They Called Their Kids What They Did
The mothers of some of the biggest rap stars in the music business have said they named their children in the way they did, because it was clear that they were destined for superstardom. Many rap artists change their names to something more catchy...
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