Dire Straits Of Hormuz, Arabian Gulf: Prince Mohammed should be sent to landfill somewhere in the Shit Al-Arab, according to a straw poll of 1,000 camel herders charged with recycling royal crap.
The latest briefing complains that the Saudis’ hair-of-the-dog apparent is responsible for dumping a load of garbage on the country’s sovereign lineage.
And blame lies squarely on Mohammed Bin Bags’ dog-like lust for his hero, the Brits’ Pretender Prince Charles.
“The two men are total blood brothers,” spokesman Mustapha Kamel Pee told Spoof website reporters, “spawned from the same murky trailer trash.
“Both married daft old cougars instead of proper royal women.
“And neither has been able to get it up since 2009.”
Click here for the website’s full interview with Prinny Mo Bin Bags talking about his favorite dumpster and their two rubbish kids.