
Is Trump A Stable Genius?
Announcing that he was a very 'stable genius' (without tapping his head), Donald Trump held fast to his claim that he has an above-average IQ. Tapping his head three or four times might have been a game-changer. Still, there are signs to sugg...
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The Rape of Grass - A Steinbeck Parody
[NEWS ITEM: Water officials in Big Bear, Lake Arrowhead, Idyllwild and elsewhere have imposed strict water conservation practices, a result of the driest year in Southern California history. One measure under consideration is curtailment of lawn wate...
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Trump Calls Meghan 'A Nazi'
President Donald Trump was on the offensive again last week, this time in an interview ahead of his 3-day UK state visit, when he spoke of Prince Harry's wife, Meghan Markle, and called her "a Nazi". Markle had spoken about Trump in the past, sayi...
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New York Woman Happy to Be Single by Choice
Although it would be quite simple for her to meet her soul-mate and fall madly and passionately in love should she so opt, 38-year-old Brenda Meadows of Brooklyn, New York, is genuinely happy to be single by choice. “It’s a decision I feel so good...
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D-Day Remembered
On June the 6th people across the world will celebrate D-Day, when 75 years ago, thousands of Allied troops landed on the sunny seaside at Normandy in what would be the beginning of the end for Hitler's Germany. A group of elderly veterans told th...
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Serena Williams Threatens To 'Kill' Opponent
There was drama on another level in the third round of the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros yesterday, when three-time winner Serena Williams lost in straight sets to unseeded Sofia Kenin, and then threatened to kill her. Kenin, only...
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Concern grows over DeepMind's video game addiction
Researchers at DeepMind, the lab owned by Google parent company Alphabet, are becoming increasingly concerned over the amount of time its AI project spends playing popular video games. After becoming champion of the known universe in games like ches...
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Liverpool Victory Parade To Take In Greater Manchester
Liverpool, fresh from their 2-0 Champions League victory over Tottenham, have announced details of their victory parade route, and there is one major surprise in store - the parade will reach as far out of town as Manchester. It had been planned t...
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Ramadan Under Threat, As Muslims Seen Nibbling On Snacks During The Daytime
As Ramadan, the holiest of holy Muslim festivals, the month-long daytime fasting event, comes to a close on Tuesday it's been revealed that its future is under threat, after a number of cases have come to light in which practicing Muslims were discov...
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D-Day Commemoration On Wrong Day This Year
The annual D-day commemoration, the event that commemorates the day the massed Allied Forces invaded mainland Europe and made an absolute fortune for weapons manufacturers, is to be held on the wrong day this year, on the 5th of June. The Normandy...
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New York and the Truth About the Mueller Report. “It’s Up To YOU New York…”
Ah, Robert Mueller. Up until now, he’s been the focus of many as “a savior”. Hardworking and diligent, a believer in justice with no desire for fame or fortune and who, up until recently, never said a word about his investigation. Here’s what h...
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Broccoli and Cauliflower Withdrawal Results In Horribly Tragic and Untimely Death
Grand Rapids, Michigan. 56-year-old Greg Meyer passed away last Monday as a result of his decision to immediately cease his massive consumption of broccoli and cauliflower. After 30 years of addiction to the vitamin C, dietary fiber, and antioxi...
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