Is Trump A Stable Genius?

Written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 2 June 2019

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"Hey, I'm the real genius in the stable and I have a First!"'

Announcing that he was a very 'stable genius' (without tapping his head), Donald Trump held fast to his claim that he has an above-average IQ.

Tapping his head three or four times might have been a game-changer.

Still, there are signs to suggest the guy just isn’t too sharp, and falls way short of being in the genius department: limited vocabulary, lousy spelling, short attention span, bullying disposition, undisciplined disposition, lying disposition, and the failure to comprehend or absorb that there are three co-equal branches of government.

The President of the United States does not stand alone like a dictator or the cheese.

No way is Trump suggesting he's the, genius in the stable. Same spelling for stable but different meaning altogether. Besides, horses do have smarts. And any horse could easily walk right through Oxford without a problem and finish First in class!

So, if Trump is serious about being a stable genius, why not present some proof? Let’s see his SAT scores and grades from Wharton. Or are they being audited, too?

Who gets a degree in economics from an accredited college and doesn’t know the difference between 'hear' and 'here'? And while Trump’s favorite meal is a hamburger, he spells it hamberger.

Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson doesn’t deny calling Trump a, “f——king moron.” Trump’s former Chief of Staff John Kelly called Trump an “idiot”, and also said he was, “unhinged.”

Those are not words that would characterize a stable genius. And when Trump announced he had more trust in the word of the former head of the KGB than in the United States Intelligence Community, folks, something is missing here, and it's common sense.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi suggested that Trump’s family have an intervention on behalf of Trump for the good of the nation.

Trump retaliated, saying Nancy Pelosi had lost it. Next followed the release of a deliberately slowed video of Ms. Pelosi speaking, which suggested that she was intoxicated.

That petty reaction is more typical of an unhinged, f——king moron who is more of an idiot, than a genius.

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