US ratchets up defense against Iran with advertising campaigns into the disputed area
Anonymous sources at the State Department indicate a new campaign is underway to encourage resolution of conflicts—via advertising and subtle messages. The targets start with Iran, with extension of the new scheme to Venezuela and North Korea bei...
Read full storyTear Down That Wall: Mexico To Dig Super Canal From Brownsville To San Diego
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mexican President Lopez Obrador announced today that Mexico will not build a wall separating Mexico and the United States. Long a misfire between President Trump and Mexico, recent developments in the trade arrangements between t...
Read full storyTrump Defends Fourth of July Speech
This July Fourth was the occasion for President Donald Trump's much-ballyhooed Independence Day celebration in Washington, D.C. Trump's patriotic speech drew derision from certain quarters for its, er, unique approach to history. Unfortunat...
Read full storyLandmark Wisconsin Court Decision Disappointingly About an Actual Landmark
Residents of Greyfall, Wisconsin, were excited to hear about a landmark court decision issued by their local district court, only to learn disappointingly that the "landmark" decision merely designated a new town landmark - specifically, a monument h...
Read full storyFourth Of July Celebrations Labeled "Shit" By Man
As the crowds left a rain-soaked Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC last night, having witnessed a 'no expenses spared' military showcase extravaganza to rival anything seen before, one man was already berating the tremendous waste of money expended o...
Read full storyStudent's Favorite Color Was 'Slime Green'
A 16-year-old ladyboy student in a school in Bangkok, caused chaos in an English lesson when he answered a question about color preference by declaring that he liked white, but that his favorite color was 'slime green'. His classmates exploded wit...
Read full storyGod Ignores Prayer From Lonely Drunken Resident For Special Woman To Show Up In His Life
The Almighty Creator of the Heavens, the Earth, Outer-Space, and everything that is 'seen and unseen' in the complicated fabric that holds the physical and spiritual realms of the Universe together in unfathomable ways, ignored a prayer he received f...
Read full storyHow Writing Sounds if Your "E" Won't Print
Hi, D: I usually start with your full you-know-what or your funny alias, but I can't today, as a symbol in our ABCs following "d" and prior to "f" won't print on my laptop, so I'm avoiding any word with that symbol in it. And you must know that i...
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