The Four Hos Of The Apocalypse Ride Again
BILLINGSGATE POST: Silhouetted against a stage festooned with the Hammer and Sickle State Flag of the Soviet Union and pictures of Lenin and Stalin, the Four Hos of the Apocalypse rode again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, De...
Read full storyOrgasming woman found in contempt of court
Mona Lotz was scheduled for trial yesterday in District Court. She was facing several counts of theft and knew it was highly likely that she would do time. Knowing she'd be unable to go for days without being on her phone, she realized she'd have to...
Read full storyTrump Tweets (again)
Donald Trump has sent out a series of explosive Tweets (when did international politics get carried out in the same way as fourteen year olds argue about Pokemon) saying that four currently serving congresswomen should “go home”. Three of the wome...
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President Donald Trump outdid himself yesterday by suggesting that four Democratic congresswomen originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, and that they go back to those broken and crime-infested places fr...
Read full storyDating Site Changes Name as Result of Overfishing
Popular online dating site Plenty of Fish, a.k.a. POF, has changed its name to Fish Farm in the wake of predictions that continuation of current commercial fishing practices will result in fishless oceans by 2050. "There simply aren't plenty of fi...
Read full storyComputer Hacker To Be New Bitcoin Face
Cyberspace - (HashCash): The Chief Cashier to the United Snakes Treasury is to feature as the Bitcoin craptocurrency’s new emblem. A blockdrain-generated face of techno-anarchist Twinkle Toss will front the vulture fund’s new public window in trib...
Read full storyPresident Trump, THE Dysfunctional.
WHITE HOUSE, Washington D.C. USA: With British ambassador in the United States describing President Donald Trump and his entourage, as “inept” and “uniquely dysfunctional”, THE President, Donald Trump has now made the following statement: “My Pre...
Read full storyWoman Who Read Oxford English Dictionary From Cover To Cover, Not Impressed
A woman who read the Oxford English Dictionary all the way through, has said she wasn't impressed, and wouldn't be recommending it to others. Wendy O'Kooms, 23, a student from Dublin, is an avid reader, and belongs to a Literary Circle which meets...
Read full storyNew Zealand To Ask For Judicial Review After England 'Win' Cricket World Cup
There was drama at Lords yesterday, when the cricket World Cup final descended into chaos after the match finished with both teams level, prompting officials to 'manufacture' an England victory, according to New Zealand officials. The game finishe...
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