Computer Hacker To Be New Bitcoin Face

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 15 July 2019

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Cyberspace - (HashCash): The Chief Cashier to the United Snakes Treasury is to feature as the Bitcoin craptocurrency’s new emblem.

A blockdrain-generated face of techno-anarchist Twinkle Toss will front the vulture fund’s new public window in tribute to a lifetime’s achievements in hacking start-ups.

Today’s announcement is timed to rival a UK decision to feature deceased World War II codebreaker, Alan Turning, as its new wealth frontman.

His image will now appear on the country’s favorite currency, the Bank of England coke voucher, also known as the fifty pound note.

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