WHITE HOUSE, Washington D.C. USA: With British ambassador in the United States describing President Donald Trump and his entourage, as “inept” and “uniquely dysfunctional”, THE President, Donald Trump has now made the following statement:
“My Presidency is being questioned. I am becoming known as President Trump, THE Dysfunctional. I wish to respond to that!”
“While President, I, Donald Trump, plan to “crash and burn” and “end in disgrace”.
“THE plan is to become substantially less normal, more dysfunctional, more unpredictable, more faction-riven, more diplomatically clumsy and inept.”
“In the past, we have had professors and psychiatrists stating that I am becoming increasingly mentally unstable, and that my behaviour is putting this country and the rest of the world at “extreme risk of danger.”
"My answer to them, is that, by increasing military spending, I will risk the entire planetary system, so there won't be too much to worry about anyway."
"My recent comments about, 'go back home' and my supporters chanting 'send her back', have diplomatically helped international solidarity."
"Many, many people in hostile countries like Cuba, Venezuela, North Korea, Iran, Iraq, Syria... ..they are ALL shouting out my campaign slogan, 'Go back home'".
"So I know have done good, when my 'enemies' shout, 'Go back home!', it fosters and nurtures my BIG ego that I am 'pouring oil to calm waters', 'putting fires out with petrol', 'saving lives by bombing countries', 'cos it makes me proud to be THE President of the USA."