Trump Tweets (again)

Written by Backandtotheleft

Monday, 15 July 2019

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Donald Trump has sent out a series of explosive Tweets (when did international politics get carried out in the same way as fourteen year olds argue about Pokemon) saying that four currently serving congresswomen should “go home”.

Three of the women in question were born in the US and one a mere twelve miles away from where the President himself was brought into creation through an act of magical incest.

Normally hearing Mr Trump’s statements being debunked by facts isn’t a surprise. However with someone as well versed in racism as Mr Trump is we are surprised he hasn’t got all his facts in order while launching his latest attack.

The Republican Party has of course stayed silent on the issue. Mainly because they don’t see anything wrong with caging up Mexican children so why would they give a fuck about casual racism?

We say “casual” but we mean callous, targeted and rampant.

The American people surely deserve better from their President but they are the people who voted him in.

Of course we’re in the UK and it’s only just marginally better over here

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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