Labour Party denies that Jeremy Corbyn is losing his, err, memory
The Labour Party has reacted angrily to suggestions from Whitehall mandarins that Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the British Labour Party, is losing his memory. The secret memo from two of the country’s top civil servants, allegedly refers to the fo...
Read full storyGreek Mythology Debunked
Age-old Greek creation mythology regarding the universe's journey from the primeval void of Chaos to a virtual pantheon of all-powerful deities has been definitively debunked, according to the latest scientific reports. "It's disappointing," said...
Read full storyCat Put Amongst Pigeons
Animal Rights campaigners were 'up in arms' in Cumbria yesterday afternoon, after they were made aware of the plight of a neighbourhood cat that had been put amongst some pigeons. According to the activists, the Carlisle cat was an unwilling parti...
Read full storyDeal of the Century kicks off at the World Bridge Championships in Yemen.
The 44th World Bridge Team Championships will be held at the Wuhan International Convention Centre at Wuhan, China, from Saturday 14th to Saturday 28th September 2019. However, in a clear case of hijacking a Chinese event, US president Donald Tru...
Read full storyHitler, Stalin Meet on Russian Side of Border
Just inside the Russian Border. Oct. 7, 1939. Exclusive to The Spoof. With the Polish incident over and all Polish resistance at an end, Adolf Hitler today stepped over the line separating German-held Poland from Russian-annexed Poland, and shook the...
Read full storyKylie Minogue Furious At Sir David Attenborough
There was real Australian soap-style drama at Glastonbury on Sunday, when Aussie pop princess Kylie Minogue became enraged before her performance had actually started, by Sir David Attenborough, who came onstage immediately before her. Minogue, wh...
Read full storyRussian Girl, 12, Sent To Siberian Camp For Taking Selfie With Vladimir Putin
A 12-year-old Russian girl who tried to take a selfie with President Vladimir Putin, has been sent to a Siberian work camp for eight years. Vera Ivanovska took the photograph as Mr Putin arrived at the G20 Summit in Osaka on Friday. The president'…
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