Written by Ralph E. Shaffer

Monday, 7 January 2019

You know you're old - and maybe and old southern Californian:

When none of the names on the senior golf tour are familiar.

If you can remember using a fountain pen.

When a successful morning is a satisfactory bowel movement.

If you remember riding on the running board of your Dad's car.

If you recall smudge falling on laundry hanging on the clothes line.

When you come across blue chip stamps in the back of a drawer.

If, to you, Hollywood Stars were a baseball team.

When you recall that it only cost a nickle to ride the local bus.

If you heard an FDR fireside chat on radio.

When you recall riding in a rumble seat.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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