Many Americans have helpfully provided hints and suggestions on building President Trump's wall.
The Meldrum Brothers Nursery and Landscaping Co. feel that a wall of shrubbery would be very effective in deterring illegal immigrants.
Banksy and Friends, Inc., have offered to donate canvas for the wall to write graffitti on.
Many feel that Trump should take up a collection from his rich and corporate buddies who will save trillions with the new tax cuts, their thinking being that, what's a few billion to them?
Inquiries abound as to whether the creators of the Berlin Wall have been consulted. The Masons want to make sure Union Labor is used, members of the Masonic Society preferred.
Finally, the remaining members of the Pink Floyd band have disavowed any connection to the Wall, and that their 1980s album "The Wall" was not meant as any kind of prophecy.
