Backstop agreement with Santa in jeopardy
Amid frantic efforts to clarify Irish border issues post-Brexit, the government has clean forgotten to forge a deal with Santa Claus. His route famously takes him across the Irish Sea and, more significantly, straight through the Irish border at Rosl...
Read full storyAirports To Use Their Own Drones To Attack Enemy Drones
Officials at Gatwick airport have welcomed a decision by the UK Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) to employ a squadron of drones at airports to combat drones being irresponsibly flown by members of the public. Gatwick was closed recently due to the a...
Read full storyYou Know You're Old When...
You know you're old - and maybe and old southern Californian: When none of the names on the senior golf tour are familiar. If you can remember using a fountain pen. When a successful morning is a satisfactory bowel movement. If you rememb...
Read full storyPocahontas Visits Pocahontas
BILLINGSGATE POST: if you ever visit Princess Park in Pocahontas, Iowa, you must check out the 25' tall Pocahontas statue, her custom-built teepee and a historic log cabin. While there, check out the historic Pocahontas Court House. Be sure to stop...
Read full story"Grain Brain" Doctor Advocates for Lyric Change to Classic Patriotic Hymn
"Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain," is a line that has made the hearts of countless Americans swell with patriotic pride, but David Perlmutter, M.D., whose book Grain Brain instructs people to eliminate all grains from their...
Read full storyStabbing Now More Popular Than Slapping Someone In The Chops
A study on knife crime based in London, has concluded that stabbing is now more popular than harmlessly slapping someone in the chops. Stabbing, which used to be seen as a 'last resort', has made giant leaps and bounds in the recent past, and is n...
Read full storySuggestions Pour In For the Wall
Many Americans have helpfully provided hints and suggestions on building President Trump's wall. The Meldrum Brothers Nursery and Landscaping Co. feel that a wall of shrubbery would be very effective in deterring illegal immigrants. Banksy and...
Read full storySimilarities Between Fox News/the Republican Party and the Church of Scamatology
Sociologists who examine cult phenomena have noticed similarities between the techniques of the Trump administration, the Republican Party, and Fox News: 1. They all illogically follow a leader who tells obvious falsehoods and is a blatant narcissicist and misogynist. 2. They both push books, supposedly instructive, that are loaded with bullshit. 3. The Trump administration and the "Chur...
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