Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?
Borussia Dortmund officials are sniggering at Chelsea's profligacy as it was made official that United States international Christian Pulisic is now a Chelsea player for a fee of £58m. Pulisic will remain at Dortmund until the end of the current sea...
Read full storyJamal Khashoggi Murder Trial: What We Know So Far
The trial has opened in Riyadh, of eleven defendants accused of killing the US-based critic of Saudi Arabia, Jamal Khashoggi in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October. The truth is that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordered the kill...
Read full storyPresident Trump Winning People Over
After almost three years in the job, US President Donald Trump has been the subject of a public evaluation exercise, and has fared much better than many people expected he might have done. A questionaire was completed by 14,500 members of the Amer...
Read full storyApril Fool!
Associated Press, February 7, 2019. Following his success in getting $5billion for his border wall, President Trump once again is threatening to shut down the federal government, this time over his demand that the U.S. Mint issue quarters, half dollars and silver dollars stamped with his likeness. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer have labelled this demand a “ch...
Read full storyMitt Won't Run? But Here's His Campaign Song
Exclusive to The Spoof. In a scathing Washington Post op-ed attack on President Donald Trump, freshman senator and former Republican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, made clear that he's the party's only alternative to Trump in the 2020 primarie...
Read full storyAndy Shrimp has amassed a sex doll collection
Andy Shrimp a local midget, who has amassed a collection of ten silicon sex dolls, has insisted that he does not care about being labelled a “stroker”, and he regards the dolls as his surrogate girlfriends. “My love for my dolls is a manly respons...
Read full storySnow Forecast For Switzerland Again
Weather forecasters in the wonderful Alpine winter wonderland of Switzerland are in an excitable mood this morning, after it was looking like snow would once again fall in the country, just as it always does. Heavy snowfalls are expected in Anderm...
Read full storyNashville Man's New Year Off to Mixed Start
After making a number of regrettable decisions and unfortunate choices in 2018, Bart Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, resolved to do better in 2019 – specifically, he vowed to quit partying like a sociopathic rockstar, make the most of his professional...
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