Andy Shrimp has amassed a sex doll collection

Written by Dracula

Thursday, 3 January 2019


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Andy Shrimp a local midget, who has amassed a collection of ten silicon sex dolls, has insisted that he does not care about being labelled a “stroker”, and he regards the dolls as his surrogate girlfriends.

“My love for my dolls is a manly responsibility,” said Shrimp to news portal 'Everthing News.'

His eye-catching hobby has made him the talk of the town, especially since he set up a social media account showing pictures and videos of him and his girlfriends.

He has spent several thousand pounds buying clothing, books and props such as musical instruments and toys for the dolls.

He added that he had an open mind about his collection. “It’s like other people’s hobbies, such as playing tennis, swimming, or hiking," he said.

Men who own those type of dolls attest to the fact that the dolls feel better than real women, with some even saying they are far superior to women. Some talking dolls describe how they feel, highlighting their realism. They have two-hundred statements that are randomly picked to mimic intelligent thought.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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