Guy Fawkes arrested in rat-infested catacombs of Parliament
After failing to blow up parliament on November 5th, another attempt to cause anarchy in the Houses of Parliament has been thwarted today! Guy Fawkes was spotted entering a portcullis below water level in the Thames normally used to ship governmen...
Read full storyMan With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad
A local man was blushing with embarrassment as he admitted he still hasn’t seen the controversial new “Gillette” advertisement. The man claims that the reason for this lack of interest is his long beard and that he doesn’t care about watching or list...
Read full storyMarks & Spencer Staff Barricade Themselves Inside Shop
Staff at a Marks and Spencer store have taken the extraordinary step of barricading themselves in the shop, to prevent it being closed down. The store, in Hull, East Yorkshire, is one of seventeen M&S branches which is earmarked for closure as...
Read full storyJoanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism
The participants of The Guardian Weekend’s most recent Blind Date column, Joanne and Morgan, got more than they bargained for after a highly successful evening out propelled the pair into the public eye, and resulted in a claim of sexism by The Guard...
Read full storyWe had no idea Congressman who wore Blackface to Congressional Halloween party was a racist, say Republicans.
Senior Republicans last night said that they had no idea that Rep. Steve King was a racist even though he wore Blackface to their last Halloween party. Party leaders said that Mr King had shocked them to their cores after saying in a New York Time...
Read full storyDid Notre Dame v Southern Methodist Rivalry Create Religious Tension?
It's been three decades since the last game was played in one of the nation's great football rivalries. In 1989, Notre Dame's Fighting Irish beat Southern Methodist's Mustangs for the tenth time in a series that stretches back to the 1930s. SMU, near...
Read full storyBill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor
Bill Cosby, the former comedian who is currently serving a prison sentence for sex offences, is in trouble with the authorities again, after providing a stool sample that was 'less than clean'. Cosby, 81, was required to give the sample in accorda...
Read full storyNew Study Casts Doubt on Science of the Stars
A new study just released by the Institute of Actual Science casts doubt on the validity of the age-old practice of astrology, which seeks to divine information about human character and affairs from the movements and relative positions of celestial...
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