Pompeo and Rubio to be loaded onto the “all options are on the table” table
The famous table bearing that all time US favorite diplomatic tool "all options are on the table" is showing some signs of strain and decay. Engineers are busy supplying reinforcements to it, including corner reinforcements and foundational suppor...
Read full storyRussians Kidnap Nerdy American Scientists and Force Them to Watch Judd Apatow Movies
New York - After Russian authorities were suspected of poisoning former Russian counterspies in Britain, and the mysterious deaths of a few anti-Putin Russian journalists, a new revelation has shaken the relations between the superpower and the Unite...
Read full storyAfrican badgers invade Britain
Badgers from Africa are invading Britain! A group of honey badgers have escaped from Noel Edmonds's' home zoo, and are roaming the Berkshire countryside, forcing the local badger population into hiding. The honey badger is a ferocious beast, famou...
Read full storyJussie Smollett Update: Trump Supporters Shocked at Spectacle of Entertainer Lying to the Public
Chicago - Television star Jussie Smollett was arrested Thursday and charged with lying to the public and law enforcement about an alleged attack which two brothers from Nigeria apparently helped him set up. Reaction was swift from the people on so...
Read full storyNew York Artist Unsuccessfully Tries to Sell Out
Fed up with life as a struggling artist, abstract modernist painter Hal Fisher of New York City decided to abandon his artistic integrity and sell out – only to find that no one was interested in buying. “Talk about taking it in the balls,” said H...
Read full storyF**K Off Tommy Robinson
Facebook has banned swivel-eyed lunatic, Tommy Robinson, page after official sources said: "The page breached our official guidelines on hate speech." Which is a polite way of saying “we’re all well sick of seeing our grandparents sharing his f...
Read full storyTrump Cancels Wall; Emergency Funds will build Fortified Train
Hanoi, Vietnam, President Donald Trump was so impressed by the luxurious, fortified train that brought North Korea's Kim Jong-un to the Hanoi Summit, that he has canceled the U. S.-Mexico border wall, opting instead for construction of his own stream...
Read full storyAcademy Awards distributed
It's the Oscars again, and wow what a ceremony! There was no single host this year, so each award was handed out by a different celebrity. This means that there is a much higher chance that at least one of them will be accused of indecent assault in...
Read full storyA Poem For Cardinal Pell
I, like many others, was outraged by the news that Cardinal Pell, the former Vatican treasurer, had been found guiilty in an Australian court of sexual offences against two boys in Melbourne in 1996. The court arrived at its verdict in December la...
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