I Don't Make Excuses
Master of the excuse, Jurgen Klopp, once again came out all guns blazing in defense of his side’s poor performance against a depleted Manchester United side. Jurgen said: "There are always many factors that decide if you win a football game. Ma...
Read full storyJussie Smollett re-arrested for assault on people's intelligence
Jussie Smollett handed himself in to police at 5am on Thursday, after being charged with assaulting the intelligence of the majority of normal-thinking Americans, and a few stupid ones. Late on Wednesday night, Smollett was charged with 'assault w...
Read full storySpike Lee's Grandmother To Be Investigated By IRS For Social Security Fraud
Oscar-winning director Spike Lee's grandmother is set to be investigated for social security fraud after the startling revelation that she defrauded the US Government for 50 years. Lee, declared on live television, during his acceptance speech, th...
Read full storyNashville Skeptic Nails Sweet Spot of Reverent but Hip with Agnosticism
Raised as a Christian but subsequently coming to question his faith, Chris Jones of Nashville, Tennessee, finally arrived at the perfect balance of reverence and hipness in the form of agnosticism. "I've found that skeptical sweet spot," said Chri...
Read full storyMay To Return
Embattled poisonous harpy (and current UK Prime Minister) Theresa May has admitted she’ll “probably stay on after Brexit”. Despite the fact she’s as popular as a Klan member at a Martin Luther King Jr memorial service. May said (after a healthy be...
Read full storyJFK Assassination: New Evidence Comes To Light
When shots rang out in front of the Texas School Book Depository, in Dallas, and President John F. Kennedy lay dying in his limousine, it didn't take police long to apprehend his killer, Lee Harvey Oswald, who was, two days later, then murdered by ni...
Read full storyTommy Robinson - Could He Become Prime Minister?
Politics. It's a funny old game, isn't it? Lying, dishonesty, deceit, squirming this way and that, in order to avoid saying either "Yes" or "No" to very simple questions. Constantly having to appear before the public who, despite having elected t...
Read full storyHave Bad Breath? Scaly Green Teeth? Chances Are You Are A Liberal
BILLINGSGATE POST: What your political values are can affect your breath and teeth. Until recently, it was only suspected that leftist leaning socialists were more prone to terminal halitosis and scaly green teeth. In a project funded by the RNC...
Read full storyBoston University May Reclassify Major in "Economics"
NEW YORK - The recent election of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for New York's 14th Congressional district has brought national attention to the role of politics in economic development. The Political Rock-Star "AOC" disrupted an astounding deal for Amazo...
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