Jussie Smollett re-arrested for assault on people's intelligence

Written by Dewani Unhatched

Monday, 25 February 2019

Jussie Smollett handed himself in to police at 5am on Thursday, after being charged with assaulting the intelligence of the majority of normal-thinking Americans, and a few stupid ones.

Late on Wednesday night, Smollett was charged with 'assault with a stupid idea' - his victims include Nancy Pelosi, Cardi B and a host of other morons.

Within hours of him being charged, many Americans questioned the stupidity of not only Smollett, but of those who rushed to condemn the fake attack.

"What we have here is not only a stupid idea, but also the exposing of a lot of stupid people, mainly celebrities and politicians seeking sound bites, who believed the stupidity of the stupid idea. It is worrying," said one man.

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