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Monday, 25 February 2019

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Rank 24th - Literacy ... Rank 36th in Math ... that's US "Education"

NEW YORK - The recent election of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for New York's 14th Congressional district has brought national attention to the role of politics in economic development. The Political Rock-Star "AOC" disrupted an astounding deal for Amazon.com in New York City, where one of the largest Multi-National Corporations would get $3 BILLION in Tax "Incentives."

Wall Street Executives and experts in Large-Scale Business Operations were completely stunned by the young Congresswoman's "knowledge" of Economics.... "BAT-$HIT-CRAZY" was the most common description used by professionals who have spent 20 years WORKING for major companies, and learned their trade before "AOC graduated from DIAPERS."

"Masters Degree in Marxist-Utopia-Labor-Wealth Theory"

Economic analysts from Financial News and Investment Strategy services firmly believe that "Economics Major" is not what Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was taught at Boston University. While she may use some terms which Economists apply to Business Models, her proposals for potential government projects are "TOTALLY-F*CKING-CLUELESS" (in technical terms).

Richard Goldman III (Chief Financial Analyst, SP500): "When we work on economic planning in any particular market sector like energy, transportation, or finance - we utilize a core set of data-driven empirical skills, with standardized terms.... Return-On-Investment, Research-Dev-Budget, Earnings-to-Capital-Ratio, Work-In-Progress [value added accounts], and so forth. However, Miss Ocasio-Cortez says FREE-FREE-FREE quite often ... and that's not really valid for Economic Models."

What Fundamentals Drive the Endeavours of an "AOC-Style" Government?

For the most part, the "Socialists" seem to use "Polarized Identity Societal System" (PISS) on everything. Using Venezuela as an example, Hugo Chavez managed the government with PISS techniques. After Chavez died, Nicholas Maduro took "PISS-mucho-de-Venezuela" to the ultimate level. Fewer than 10 countries are listed as having worse living conditions. Even Syria's economy is better, but Venezuela was the richest South American nation before the first attempt to overthrow its democracy in 1992 (which was led by Chavez).

The second element of the "AOC-Style" Government is "FREE-FREE-FREE", demonstrated by talking points like:

  • FREE College Education
  • FREE Health Care
  • FREE Food and Nutritional Services
  • FREE Housing and Urban Development
  • "Public" Transportation (NO CARS)
  • "Green Energy" (NO OIL / NO GAS)

PISS Education - Entrepreneurs and Business Leaders Say School of Economics Must Be "Anti-PISS"

Two different educational programs for "science of labor and markets" have been proposed for American Universities:

  • Degree in Marxist-Utopia-Labor-Wealth Theory ... Based on: Everything FREE + Government Exercises 100% Taxation and ABSOLUTE POWER.
  • Degree in Economics ("Capitalism") ... Based on: Laws of Supply and Demand, Mutual-Consent-Trades, Equilibrium-driven Allocation of Labor, Goods, Services, and Raw Materials ("Resources").

Rumors based on "off-the-record" conversations with the teaching staff and professors at Boston University tend to indicate that the "Economics" curriculum will be dropped in favor of learning which advances the concepts found Marxism, Progressivism, Stalinist Authoritarianism, Nihilism, Social-Justice-Warrior Theory, and LGBTQ Advocacy.

A spokesperson for Boston University described the "Green New Deal" from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as a source of "overwhelming pride in Boston's global leadership demonstrating socio-environmental enlightenment." The Dean of the Business Department added, "it is time for Marxist-Utopia-Labor-Wealth Theory to overthrow the Counter-Diversity Patriarchy of the Capitalist Oppressors!"

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