Jussie Smollett claims he was assaulted by Chicago PD
Chicago, IL - Jussie Smollett, the disgraced ‘Empire’ actor, has now claimed that while he was in Chicago PD custody, he was brutally assaulted and left smelling of hazelnuts. Smollett was released on $100,000.00 bail and immediately related hi...
Read full storyNike Shoe Destroyed as Illuminati Ascend in Power
RALEIGH, NC - In a college basketball game between Duke University and the University of North Carolina, one of the Next-Generation shoes "exploded" while being worn by Zion Williamson. Adding to the shock, President Barack Obama attended the game, a...
Read full storyJussie Smollett Story Shows Media Bias and Lack of Credibility, According to Breitbart and Infowars
Chicago - Right wing news and blogsites such as Infowars, Breitbart, Daily Wire and Fox News criticized mainstream media outlets like CNN, CNBC and CBS for reporting the Jussie Smollett accusations without first thoroughly examining the television st...
Read full storyNew TV series to go where most shows have gone before
Hollyweird, Californicate – For five or six months now, the world has waited, with bated breath, to learn just how Jordy Pee will handle the reboot of Rod Sterling's iconic television series The Dusky Region. Well, we need wait and wonder no longe...
Read full storyWoman's Shirt Contained Spelling Error
A man traveling as a passenger on a motorcycle yesterday afternoon, told how he was titilated when he saw a woman walking in the street wearing a shirt that had a message on it containing a spelling mistake. The man, Moys Kenwood, 55, was on his w...
Read full storyIncreasing Number of Climate Scientists Discreetly Embracing Buddhism and “Present Moment” Philosophy
While publicly expressing hope regarding the fate of the human species on a rapidly warming planet, an increasing number of climate scientists are discreetly embracing Buddhism and its emphasis on the present moment. “It’s encouraging to see peopl...
Read full story'Strolling Bones' release last album called 'Street Farting Man!'
Ancient rockers 'The Strolling Bones' (name changed for legal reasons) are releasing their ultimate album because being geriatric rockers is becoming very difficult. Jaggedone sent his fave rock CIA reporter, Pig Peel-Popup, undercover into their...
Read full storyGiant Bee Discovery Is Breathtakingly Pointless, Scientists Told
Scientists who re-discovered a giant bee on an Indonesian island, have been told their find is "breathtakingly pointless, stupid, and a complete waste of time. And money", by social commentator, Moys Kenwood. The bee, a Wallace's giant bee, (Megac...
Read full storyUpdate re Trump in dark alley with ladies of the evening
Mr. Trump’s credibility problem has, if anything, accelerated in the last few days. Mr. Jeffrey Mardass, of Lightweight Surveys, now puts the President at a .001 rating on a 10-point scale. The problem with the National Emergency on The Wall h...
Read full storyJussie Smollett Attack Shows Just How Difficult It Is To Be A Judge
A judge in Chicago has said that accusations that actor Jussie Smollett organised an attack against himself which was intended to look like a hate crime, show just how fucked up people in the US are, and how tricky it is to be a judge. Judge John...
Read full storyJanesville Resident Hopes To Keep Diarrhea After Making Some Necessary Lifestyle Changes
Rock County, Wisconsin. Doug Marten, 56, knew it was time to make some serious lifestyle changes after he fainted at work last week on Tuesday at 5:45 pm. With nearly 25 years of excessive caffeine consumption, chain smoking, unhealthy eating, and...
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