Jussie Smollett claims he was assaulted by Chicago PD

Funny story written by Orvis Talbot

Friday, 22 February 2019

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Chicago, IL -

Jussie Smollett, the disgraced ‘Empire’ actor, has now claimed that while he was in Chicago PD custody, he was brutally assaulted and left smelling of hazelnuts.

Smollett was released on $100,000.00 bail and immediately related his harrowing experience to ABC. “I was handcuffed, stripped nude, then tickled with a red MAGA feather duster. Then the two white officers dripped hot Nutella all over me while chanting, TRUMP, TRUMP!... It was humiliating. What is wrong with white Americans?”

Smollett’s attorney says they will be forwarding this disturbing new information to the District Attorney.

“No one should be subjected to such torture” said Smollett’s Attorney.

We’ll bring you the latest when it becomes available.

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