U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment
Washington, D.C. As the House and the Cabinet discuss whether to use the 25th Amendment to force Trump to step down, Sen. Chuck Schumer was heard to say, "If Trump isn't crazy enough to use the 25th Amendment to get rid of him, then WHO IS?" "The...
Read full storyThe Mueller Report Is Out
The Mueller report is out, and The Spoof has a copy. Because of its publication, The Spoof will no longer be called Fake News. One of Special Counsel Mueller’s staff absentmindedly walked out of the office with a copy of the report stuck to his s...
Read full storyBlackface Jibe As Don Trump Jr Beard Microblading Fails
New York, NYC - President Trump’s son Donald Jr is in the doghouse, a Downtown tattooist said today, after pics of his disastrous beard microblading cock-up went viral on the web. Trump Jr, 69, had sought treatment for an embarrassing bald patch w...
Read full storyThings Getting Tight for Attention
For generations, thanks to regular reminders to pay him, Attention had been doing quite well for himself. These days, though, amidst a flood of social media, smart phones, and infinite other distractions, no one’s paying Attention much – and he's be...
Read full storyShamima Begum's Baby Looks A Bit Shifty
Shamima Begum, the Bethnal Green teenager who left the UK, aged 15, to go and join Islamic State in Syria, has had her baby, and, to be perfectly honest, it looks 'a bit shifty'. Begum, now 19, is currently trying to convince the UK authorities th...
Read full storyWelsh whales wow Welsh in Wales!
A country renowned for being sheep-shagging Olympiads, choir singing world beaters, ex-slate-coal miners and, being 'tight as a ducks rear end', have now earned a reputation as being the world's best whale watchers in Wales! Hordes of Welsh whale...
Read full storyAdjectival Usage On The Increase
A study has shown that adjectival usage - the use of adjectives - is on the increase, and is likely to continue increasing until people stop using them quite so much. Results show that for the month of January, the use of adjectives on satirical n...
Read full storyTranssexuals to take part in Wimbledon - in mixed doubles
This summer, the strawberries and cream will have extra banana - or come with a slice of pie. Wimbledon is allowing transsexuals to compete for the first time. Spokesman Netty Court said, “It is normally unfair for men and women to compete with ea...
Read full storyDoncaster Rovers Totally Outclassed By Cultured Crystal Palace
There was a class of cultures in the footballing world yesterday, when Crystal Palace, the big city slickers from the capital, travelled 'upcountry' to meet their counterparts from the Northern wastelands, Doncaster Rovers, in their FA Cup fifth roun...
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