This summer, the strawberries and cream will have extra banana - or come with a slice of pie. Wimbledon is allowing transsexuals to compete for the first time.
Spokesman Netty Court said, “It is normally unfair for men and women to compete with each other. The beauty of mixed doubles is that it balances the raw strength of masculinity with the dainty limp-wristed faffing of a lady. Just like those gender benders do.”
Rules will dictate that such pairs must consist of one male to female transsexual and one female to male, to balance out the overall hormonal levels.
Former tennis player Sue Growler was aghast. “Most of us tennis fans love the sport for the cameltoe, and the occasional sight of a testicle falling out,” she said. “But this year I’m not sure what to expect!”
Sports commentator Geoff Ball said, “Whatever next? Will hormone-injected beef cows be allowed to throw the discus?”