Washington, D.C. As the House and the Cabinet discuss whether to use the 25th Amendment to force Trump to step down, Sen. Chuck Schumer was heard to say, "If Trump isn't crazy enough to use the 25th Amendment to get rid of him, then WHO IS?"
"The only thing keeping the government from having hearings right now, is we know it will take forever just to LIST all of Trump's offenses, much less hear evidence about all of them!" said an anonymous House member.
Trump responded by firing ALL his Cabinet members and replacing them with members of his family.
