New York, NYC - President Trump’s son Donald Jr is in the doghouse, a Downtown tattooist said today, after pics of his disastrous beard microblading cock-up went viral on the web.
Trump Jr, 69, had sought treatment for an embarrassing bald patch which made his chin ‘look like a crappy Brazilian’, according to reports.
However, the risky procedure merely added semi-permanent pigment to Jr’s wattles, and resulted in a classic ‘blackface’ - NYC tattooist artiste Buttz McInky explained.
“Uh, looks like someone put the pig back in pigment,” McInky commented, amid mounting online furor about Junior’s newfound hirsuteness.
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