Written by queen mudder

Monday, 18 February 2019

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A chin like a vulva deemed too effn’ vulgar

New York, NYC - President Trump’s son Donald Jr is in the doghouse, a Downtown tattooist said today, after pics of his disastrous beard microblading cock-up went viral on the web.

Trump Jr, 69, had sought treatment for an embarrassing bald patch which made his chin ‘look like a crappy Brazilian’, according to reports.

However, the risky procedure merely added semi-permanent pigment to Jr’s wattles, and resulted in a classic ‘blackface’ - NYC tattooist artiste Buttz McInky explained.

“Uh, looks like someone put the pig back in pigment,” McInky commented, amid mounting online furor about Junior’s newfound hirsuteness.

Click here for exclusive before-and-after pics of Trump’s jowls mess.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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