Madame Tussaud's has melted the wrong Donald Trump
There was consternation today in London, when it was revealed that Madame Tussaud's began to melt the wrong Donald Trump. The President was visiting the tourist attraction as part of his most recent to London, and, after getting bored with spendin...
Read full storyNashville Man Comes to Unfortunate Conclusion
Calvin Holmes of Nashville, Tennessee, came to an unfortunate conclusion when he reached the end of the spy novel he'd been reading and realized he'd never actually lived. "I've never been to Paris and bonded viscerally with a beautiful, voluptuou...
Read full storyPrince Andrew Denies Ever Having Met The Queen
After a series of sketchy denials that were, quite frankly, somewhat difficult to believe, Prince Andrew has issued his most dramatic denial yet this afternoon, when he denied ever having met his mother, the Queen. Andrew, also known as the Duke o...
Read full storyAdmissions Scandal's Child: Too Smart for USC
Hollywood, CA. Woof Blister reporting for Spoof News. Agate Hunter, the diminutive teenage daughter of screen star and indicted college admissions scandal celeb Rock Hunter, broke her silence today in a Facebook response to her ten million followers.
Read full storyRecently Hired (And Extremely Productive) Technical Writer Originally Considered 'Lame And Boring' By Coworkers And Staff Now Feared To Be Something 'Other'
Minneapolis, Minnesota. When Craig Wall, 37, was hired as a technical writer at Hydrocele Communications three weeks ago, his coworkers (and several support staff members) originally thought he was 'just really lame and boring'...or in the worst cas...
Read full storyU.S. House GOP to Posthumously Pardon Charles Manson: “He Didn’t Actually Kill Anyone”
Washington - Some Republican Members of the U.S. House of Representatives, a political party that, decades ago, stood strongly for law and order, have decided that an individual who orders subordinates to commit crimes bears no responsibility for the...
Read full storyMacron and Trump compete over “brain dead” and other matters
On the heels of an unsavory moment with Mr. Macron, Mr. Trudeau, and Mr. Johnson at the G-7 summit in London, Mr. Trump has angrily denied he will give a closing press conference. Recently, Mr. Macron is on record as having said NATO is “brain de...
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