There was consternation today in London, when it was revealed that Madame Tussaud's began to melt the wrong Donald Trump.
The President was visiting the tourist attraction as part of his most recent to London, and, after getting bored with spending time with the Windsors, he and his team of security guards hit the London hotspots.
Brick Outhouse, a reporter, claimed that the catastrophe was only averted when they realised that the suit that the real Donald Trump was wearing, and the waxwork one, were of different qualities.
'There was no screaming from the real Donald Trump when we began to melt him down, but after a while, we realised that we were melting the actual President'.
It is common practice for Madame Tussaud's to melt their figures when their looks change, or they fall out of favour. However, this is a first for the venerated museum.