Green Light Means Maybe in Nashville
While drivers in more "Type A" cities can scarcely be bothered to stop at red traffic lights, let alone yellow ones, the more laid-back city of Nashville, Tennessee, has gained a reputation for its drivers' tendencies to stop at, and often even sit t...
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There were severe concerns, last night, for the welfare of a foreign man living in an area of the world which some have described as being "out of his comfort zone", and fears that he could, quite literally, die at any moment. The man in question...
Read full story"H.R. 666 - Minority Report Future Crimes Protection Act" soon to be introduced in Congress
Washington, D.C. - After passing the House Judiciary Committee last Friday, the articles of impeachment of President Trump will be voted on by the U.S. House of Representatives Wednesday or Thursday. Democrats have called the vote historic. Yes, hist...
Read full storyFree whippet for every northerner as Boris repays election favour
A government source revealed, last night, that every man, woman, and child over the age of 5 living in the north of England will be gifted a whippet dog as a token of gratitude for helping Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, win last week's election with...
Read full storyCampaign staff urges Mike Bloomberg to refrain from personally stopping and frisking event attendees
Staffers for Democratic presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg are pleading with their boss today to halt the random stop and frisks he performs on attendees of campaign events. Not surprisingly, the former mayor of New York is pushing back, characte...
Read full storyPure as the driven snow competes with peculiar stench over Washington
Reports continue that occupants of the Washington D.C. area have been distracted by a mysterious odor, difficult to identify. Apparatus to cover the mouth and nostrils--plus gas masks--is seeing an uptick in sales this holiday season. The comme...
Read full storyAsk Dr. Billingsgate: He Knows All, Sees All, Tells All
BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Billingsgate takes questions from vitally-concerned non-entities who wish to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to probe the innards of the good doctor’s inner-self: Dear Dr. B: You have been very critic...
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