Up and Coming Synthpop Duo Yazoo Release Cover of Cheat Codes & Little Mix's "Only You"
MR AWESOME!'S MUSIC REVIEWS Cheat Codes and Little Mix are riding high in the charts with their EDM pop hybrid tune "Only You" and now an exciting new 80s-sounding pop duo has covered it. Yazoo, from Basildon in south east England, consist of f...
Read full storyMan not overly concerned about the ending of Television programmes
Gary Wayne, a 44-year-old failed accountancy student, chemist, and shop worker, told his friend, Bob, in the pub, that the ending of television programmes do not have that much impact on his life, if he is honest. Gary said 'I was talking to Bob a...
Read full storyPaperclip Accountant wants career change to being a body guard
Gary Worthington, 48, a decorated accountant for a leading paperclip manufacturer, has told anyone who will listen about his plans to become a bodyguard. 'I was watching that programme, the Bodyguard, expecting Kevin Costner to pop out, oooh, err,...
Read full storyCoffee Objects to Perpetually Being Grabbed
No longer willing to passively tolerate a modern-day society in which “grabbing” it is the accepted norm, coffee has finally spoken out. “I’m steamed!” said coffee spokesman Joe Cuppa, his indignation clearly at a boiling point. “I am not meant to...
Read full storySo Kavanaugh’s A Flasher
So Brett Kavanaugh is a serial flasher. So what’s the big deal? He can still sit on the bench and decide women’s health issues; when and if women should be allowed birth control; whether women should retain the right to vote, drive a car, wear shoes...
Read full storyJudge Kavanaugh accused of expanding the classic “4 F’s” to “6 F’s”
Mr. Kavanaugh’s troubles continue to mount as this week new accusations have surfaced from a) a new female accuser and b) Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti. Mr. Avenatti, who also aspires to candidacy in the 2020 presidential election, claim...
Read full storyKavanaugh Allegations To Include Upskirting?
US Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh, is facing a rising tide of sexual misconduct allegations, after a new witness came forward today, but what people really want to know is: Has he been upskirting? Deborah Ramirez, a 53-year-old, who was...
Read full storyThe Ku KLux Klan to welcome minorities
The Ku Klux Klan has announced plans to introduce more diversity into the organisation to combat dwindling membership. Speaking by phone from his compound in Red Knob, Arkansas, Gaylord McFukwit, leader of the Swamp Knights, the biggest of the US...
Read full storySupreme Court Nominee and Sex Accuser Hearings Moved to Madison Square Garden
Washington, D.C. - I don't think there is anyone in America who hasn't been exposed to the devolving, salacious story about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and his sex accuser Christine Blasey Ford. I remember when only presidential assassins a...
Read full storyTop Fashion Designers Focus On Upskirting
The new craze of upskirting has figured prominently in next year's Spring collections of many of the world's foremost fashion designers, some of whom have used rather less fabric than they did in last season's skirt designs. Upskirting is the exci...
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