Sex doll brothel laundering jobs boost US employment
A new industry has arisen to aid the nation’s unemployed, under-employed, and full-time employed who have only three part-time jobs. At this time, machine laundering in the sex doll brothel movement has not sufficiently developed, and humans are...
Read full storyNinety-eight percent of US Senate member parking spaces changed to Handicapped Parking!
In a quiet move today, the US Senate Housekeeping Committee changed the member parking spaces to Handicapped Parking. In what the committee hoped would be changes that would go un-noticed by the media, they also made the following additions to the ch...
Read full storyKavanaugh, Ford and others to undergo “I don’t remember” testing analysis re bio records at under twenty something
Chairman of the Judiciary Committee, Senator Grassley of Iowa, announced today that additional to testimony next week in the Kavanaugh affair, special memory testing procedures have been initiated. Not the same as lie detector testing, the new mem...
Read full storyCongress Declares Massive Debt Accumulation as the New American Dream
WASHINGTON D.C. ---- Recent college graduates, along with millions of working Americans who decided to take the day off gathered today on the great lawn in Washington to celebrate massive debt accumulation as the new American Dream. College and...
Read full storyMan listening to the Archer's omnibus realises his life has peaked.
Nelson Trevor, 69, has reached the zen realisation after listening to the Sunday morning Archer's omnibus that his life has peaked. The morose character said 'I was just listening to the Archers this morning, and they were banging on and on and on a...
Read full storyUpskirting Set To Be The 'Craze Of 2019'!
It's the sensational new craze that's set to sweep its way around the globe! Already it's 'ruffled the feathers' of a number of feminist groups and a few ultrasensitive frumpers, but most easy-going women see it for what it really is - a harmless bit...
Read full storyBrexit Means Breakdown
Following the Salzburg summit rebuffal and being handed her ass on Instagram by the EU President, Theresa May came back fighting this week in the typical British way - with a strongly worded statement. After she was left looking like a wally, much...
Read full storyForeign Currency Markets In Turmoil
There was an uncomfortable day for many in the Foreign Currency Market yesterday, with many of the world's major players involved in an erratic rollercoaster ride. The US dollar performed well against Sterling, opening at £0.75 and closing at £0.7...
Read full storyThoughts from The Right
Theresa May has frozen talks with the EU over Brexit as EU leaders have again put obstacles in the way of her finest hour. European fat cats have once again stopped Theresa from “cherry picking” which EU principles she wants the UK to be involved wit...
Read full storyPeople of Finland migrating to Lapland
Helsinki, Finland - Koyboy Mango, President of Finland, phoned the emergency line at the Spoof.com, 1-Get-The-Poop, to alert the world to an alarming situation. The people are getting sores on the back of their feet. Scientist Shamoreda Crapola...
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