It's the sensational new craze that's set to sweep its way around the globe! Already it's 'ruffled the feathers' of a number of feminist groups and a few ultrasensitive frumpers, but most easy-going women see it for what it really is - a harmless bit of friendly, frolicksome fun: upskirting!
Described by some as 'the unauthorised taking of photographs of someone's crotch area by way of shoving a phone under that person's skirt or kilt', upskirting has become a favorite activity for social media posters who have graduated from sharing pictures of their dinner, or of their cat.
"From a pussy to a pussy," one might say, with one's tongue in one's cheek.
Some women who have had their skirts looked up, claim they feel violated, though their identification by a third party must prove extremely difficult, based, as it is, on a picture of a pair of mucky knickers.
Even an exposed hairy quim might prove hard to recognise.
Still, this hasn't stopped some embarrassed ladies trying to get lawmakers to recognise their grievance by making upskirting illegal - so far, in vain.
And, despite the relative ease with which some 'offended' individuals have been able to get their clamoring for other new laws upheld, the relatively harmless sport of upskirting seems destined for widespread worldwide appeal next year.
Around April, that is, when the weather starts to get warm again, and summer skirts start to get worn again. No more 'Commando', ladies!
