Written by Backandtotheleft

Sunday, 23 September 2018

Theresa May has frozen talks with the EU over Brexit as EU leaders have again put obstacles in the way of her finest hour. European fat cats have once again stopped Theresa from “cherry picking” which EU principles she wants the UK to be involved with, and which ones she doesn’t. They didn’t mind us “cherry picking” when we decided to shoot the NAZIs instead of the French, did they?

European negotiators are trying to hold the UK to ransom by saying that their core principles cannot be separated. This may be something that has “been enshrined in EU law since before the UK joined”, but, really, what does it mean? Well, apart from being the underlying principles that help the EU to function as a unified entity. But do you know what wasn’t an “underlying principle”? D-Day.

The European fat cats and the traitorous remoaners that support their disgusting agenda have always bleeted on about freedom of movement for “people, capital, goods and services”. Well, let me tell you what that really meant. The last time that the above principles were properly utilized was in 1940:

The NAZIS freely moving their soldiers into France

The NAZIS stealing all the Jewish gold from families in Poland

The NAZIS building their specialist prison camps in Hungary

The NAZIS making everyone wear Lederhosen

This is what the EU means by “underlying principles”.

This is what the EU wants to take us back to. We need to leave before it’s too late. But it already might be.

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