Nelson Trevor, 69, has reached the zen realisation after listening to the Sunday morning Archer's omnibus that his life has peaked.
The morose character said 'I was just listening to the Archers this morning, and they were banging on and on and on about the 2018 Panto, and I just thought 'Sod it! I won't be getting out of bed today, tomorrow or the rest of the week. I am retired, I have no family, only a weekly game of Dominos at the Ferret and Flat Cap to look forward to, I may as well just stop now'.
We tried to remind him of all of the good things in the world, but we couldn't think of any either.