Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 23 September 2018

image for Man listening to the Archer's omnibus realises his life has peaked.
Me? You want me to play the part of Prince Charming?

Nelson Trevor, 69, has reached the zen realisation after listening to the Sunday morning Archer's omnibus that his life has peaked.
The morose character said 'I was just listening to the Archers this morning, and they were banging on and on and on about the 2018 Panto, and I just thought 'Sod it! I won't be getting out of bed today, tomorrow or the rest of the week. I am retired, I have no family, only a weekly game of Dominos at the Ferret and Flat Cap to look forward to, I may as well just stop now'.

We tried to remind him of all of the good things in the world, but we couldn't think of any either.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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