Cesar Sayoc Innocent Until Proven Guilty - Trump
Cesar Sayoc, the man who police have arrested in connection with the mail bombs sent to several influential people in the US, is, according to President Donald Trump: "Innocent until proven guilty." Two of the mail bombs were sent to ex-preside...
Read full storyFlorida Man Arrested for Making Bombs that don't Explode
56-year old Cesar Sayoc Jr. was arrested by federal officials today for failing to make bombs that can explode on Democrats, and for misspelling the name of an elected official. If convicted, Sayoc faces up to three years imprisonment for the non-ex...
Read full storyDistasteful Language In Politics 'A Fuckin' 'Mare Mate'
Politicians have condemned the use of distasteful language by politicians, after politicians used distasteful language towards a politician. Somehow-still Prime Minister, Theresa May, was the target of the rhetoric before a Brexit meeting with fel...
Read full storyRonnie Kray's Pressed Flower Collection Fetches £14,000 At Auction
A surprisingly benign side has emerged to the notorious Sixties East End gangland boss Ronnie Kray, as a trunk full of his personal possessions has been discovered in the loft of his childhood home. The items - including a delicately curated colle...
Read full storyConor McGregor And Khabib Nurmagomedov To Join Search For Jamal Khashoggi
After the disgraceful scenes in the US earlier this month, many people would probably find it difficult to believe that Conor McGregor and Khabib Nurmagomedov could spend more than 10 seconds in each other's company without fisticuffs, so the idea th...
Read full storyJamal Khashoggi - Glasses Found
After a chance discovery, earlier in the day, of what might turn out to be the nose of murdered dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, another breakthrough has just been made in the same area of Istanbul - a pair of spectacles that, on the face of it...
Read full storyUS transgenders convert to Islam!
Led by a prominent transgender and, ex-pop singer, it seems that people trapped in the wrong bodies are now turning to Allah because Trump has no answers to their prayers. However, Trump has warned all transgenders and, converts to Islam attemptin...
Read full storyJamal Khashoggi - Nose Found
Police in Istanbul have announced that a member of the public walked into a police station in the city yesterday, and handed in a nose which, it was claimed, looks like that of the murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. The...
Read full storyMan Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung
Poor weather conditions in the Battambang area that left some roads barely passable, and others extremely treacherous, were the cause of several accidents on Monday, and one, in particular, involving a man who fell from a motorbike into a pile of cow...
Read full storyHistorical Village Tour Guide Tired of Looking (and Feeling) Like an Asshole
Iowa. Welcome to Clarkview Historical Village, a carefully designed and nearly perfect replica of an 1890s town in the Midwest. Complete with log houses, a blacksmith shop, a one-room school house, barns, a tavern, a general store, a church, an...
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