Written by Talking Tic-Tacs

Friday, 26 October 2018

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Fuckin' Pussy!

Politicians have condemned the use of distasteful language by politicians, after politicians used distasteful language towards a politician.

Somehow-still Prime Minister, Theresa May, was the target of the rhetoric before a Brexit meeting with fellow Tory cronies.

Examples included "bring a noose" and "the knife will be put in her front and slowly turned".

The outraged Prime Minister confronted the issue in the House of Commons, remarking "Right, all you wankers best take a chill pill with the hateful shit, ya cunts."

It was put to her that she may well be indulging in it herself by MP Anna Soubry, "You're a fuckin' mug, mate! Pot mother fucking kettle black," she said.

Jacob Ree-Smaug, eloquent as ever, added, "Ho! You're a right shithouse, are ya. Latin Latin let's get lairy, lads!"

Andrew Bridgen, who I slightly hate myself for knowing of, also contributed, "What the fuck! Shittin hell, this is right bullshit, we're articulate as fuck! Ya true-Brexit denying beeyach."

Conservative Party chair, and person, Grant Shapps concluded, "Right that's that sorted, I'm gagging for a pint. Who's coming with?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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