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Friday, 26 October 2018

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Only Neanderthals are welcome in Trump's heaven, transgenders, Catholics and converts to Islam are non-persona-grata!

Led by a prominent transgender and, ex-pop singer, it seems that people trapped in the wrong bodies are now turning to Allah because Trump has no answers to their prayers.

However, Trump has warned all transgenders and, converts to Islam attempting to enter his beloved USA, or vote democrat, they will be severely dealt with and banned behind the wall that he is hoping to build before a caravan of criminals, thieves and drug-dealers hit his fan-base called 'Red-Neck country'.

The Pope has denounced all of his Catholic flock (especially Irish ones) who dare join the other fraternity and dire consequences will be had when they attempt to enter heaven, they will be sent downstairs. God will show no mercy and, being a transgender entering Allah's heaven is useless anyway because 72 virgins have no interest in women who used to be men and men who used to be women.

Trump, has caused quite a stir on the planet and will also suffer badly when he attempts to enter heaven enters because the caravan heading his way is filled with Catholics believing he is the new Messiah and will offer them sanctuary. But as we know, he is the devil in disguise and his satanic troops are heading towards the Mexican border where they will thwart all attempts of 'untermenschen' entering his 'heaven'.

So transgenders, Catholics, and converts to Islam, the USA is a place to avoid, it is much better to enter a Saudi Embassy and never be seen again...Allah's heaven is waiting to greet 'fake believers!'

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