The Firework Code: Obvious Amendments To The Code
The Firework Code, that set of rules which is so rarely read, let alone taken notice of, has been amended to make things even safer for us all to enjoy Bonfire Night on 5 November. The vast majority of the Code remains as it was, but there are some important additions. These have been included because some people are SO stupid, that they need to be absolutely led by the hand. Fireworks: N...
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Wisconsin. Brad Matthews, a pathetic little 23-year-old douche bag, got a management job last Wednesday by sucking corporate ass and fucking his way to the top. "It wasn't that hard," Brad told reporters. "Well, my penis was, when I bent the a...
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Dodger Stadium. Special to Spoof. You probably missed it if you watched last month's World Series. On several occasions, the first base umpire went to the bag with an electronic device, sweeping it over and around the bag repeatedly. It was all done...
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Saudi Arabia, the leader of the Muslim world, the origin and stronghold of the Islamic faith, and the country responsible for the murder of dissident journalist and Muslim, Jamal Khashoggi, is guilty of crime against Islam, says Turkish president, Re...
Read full storyBill Cosby's New Prison Reality Show
Convicted rapist, Bill Cosby, is to appear in a brand new reality show, taking place in the prison he is residing in. Some of the various episodes include: 1. Bill's convict friends surround him, and make him do Fat Albert routines for an hour str...
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A dozen homeless migrants traveling by foot from America to Honduras to seek asylum filed a class-action lawsuit Thursday against President Juan Orlando Hernandez, the National Congress of Honduras and others, claiming a violation of their freedoms u...
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