Written by Wesley Janson

Saturday, 3 November 2018

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Crawford County, Wisconsin. Sarah Brimfield, a moderately attractive, 37-year-old woman who works in the corporate management office at Universal Decking Products, was stared at constantly last Thursday by a bunch of overweight, heavy-breathing males in their mid-to-upper 40s when she made a routine inspection of plant #445.

After talking to Plant Manager, Chris Williams, about the company's profits and goals for the upcoming year, Sarah was then led onto the production floor where she claimed that she could feel 'eyes' on her constantly.

"I really got the impression that these guys are married, but that they haven't been laid for years," Sarah told reporters. "I kind of felt sorry for them, but I was also really creeped-out at the same time."

After drooling all over himself, and dropping a wrench on the floor, 48-year-old maintenance mechanic, Mike Becker, told reporters that he thought he saw a woman, but that he wasn't really sure.

"I really try not to visit this plant," Sarah confessed. "But, unfortunately, I have to, because it's one of the requirements of my job," she added.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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