Delhi Bellies at the Nutters Beach Club! Day twelve / dia doce / दिन बारह din baarah!

Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 7 June 2018


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Well this is where you end up with real DELHI BELLY, not the fake sort!

We had a STIRRING evening at the club last night, DELHI BELLIES appeared, and that wasn't even caused by the food old WAN-KIN-DIK served up, although there was a queue outside the bog, ladies and gents. Jaggedone, did warn him about that hot and spicy Indian veggie curry made with Chinese 'lice' (my Cantonese is just a slip of the tongue) though!

No! We had special guests from Delhi who flashed their Delhi Bellies (Not Calcutta ones, too skinny) because they heard of Volga Olga's infamous belly dance that sends men bananas (she dances that one too)! They asked for a few tips in how to get Indians red-hot after their outrageous film has rocked the walls of Indian's prude attitude to their women boozing, swearing and, having sex with who they want, and not with who they are told too!
Now Bollywood has opened the doors for 'wild women' to flash everything they have got! They also invited Volga Olga to perform her infamous Indian dance strip routine, 'Dance of the seven pythons' naked!
Jaggedone told them to pay 6 million whopees (or is that rupees?) they agreed and now Volga Olga is off for a few days to Delhi, with her stretch-marked belly! So regular poet and drunkard, Sir Francis Charlton, and his parrot, will be stripping for the guests until she returns AAAAAAAAgh!

See you tomorrow, adios amigos/amigas!

Here they are the fab four Delhi Bellies!

Sorry, cannot post their image here, it 's a copyright thing, but here we can:

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